Definitions by Seattleboy22

Chonie Ranchors 

The act of leaving jolly ranchor size turds in your underwear after thinking you only had to "fart"

guy #1"damnit, i've got chonie ranchors again"
Guy #2 " i told you to never trust a fart"

Chonie Ranchors by Seattleboy22 September 14, 2010