Chom Modus 

When someone is so drunk they are in Chom Modus. First designed by a legend called Nilo. In this state you will take any drugs, even if your normaly an anti-drugie. You will instantly pop xan or sniff some random medizins. This Chom Modus is a disease. Get some Help nige.

Related to mach, gömmer and save.

Waht we doing?
(Chom Modus) - "Chom, xanny! Hesh xan, oh no xan? Takes some other random medizin"

Chom Modus by Balz du hure June 26, 2020

Commodus Interruptus

When you sit down in a bathroom stall at work to escape your coworkers and play on your phone, but then someone plops down in the stall next to you forcing you to leave earlier than planned and go back to work

I was sitting in the shitter at work checking Pokémon Go when some dude came in and pulled a total Commodus Interruptus on my ass. I had to leave before my nose hairs curled too much.

Commodus Interruptus by Ed Rooney Jr July 18, 2016

Commodus 

Someone that appears to be a team player but is ultimately motivated by greed and self interest. Desperate for recognition and adulation; uses any means (other than personal effort and innate ability) to get ahead. Fortunately, they are not intelligent enough to succeed under normal circumstances.

see Commodus in gladiator

Commodus by firetire November 1, 2008

Commodus Interuptus 

Bowel movement deliberately interrupted due to external situations or circumstances.

When you are taking a dump and you suddenly have Commodus Interuptus due to the pizza delivery guy showing up 15 minutes early.

Commodus Interuptus by Tito C. May 8, 2008