chom

any human with an i.q. in the negative digits.
Upon Chom's first I.Q. test it was determined that he was so stupid that his score was undeterminable. Upon review it was determined that he scored a -27, way below the score catergorized as "Dumb Fuck."
by Damian G July 03, 2006
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Comes from one of South Africa local languages, namely Xhosa. It means friend. English South African have adopted this word as one of there own. Often used as chommy.
Howzit my chom. Or howzit my chom? Meaning: Hello or how are you my friend.
Hey chommy, wassup? Menaing: Hey my frind, what you up to?
by Marc Gordon September 05, 2006
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a combination of the words "child" and "mom," used to convey that someone is both as naive as a child and as high-strung as a mom at the same time
by chomluver June 26, 2015
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a word utterd by a green hairy little wart monger when he is either being bummed or being severely beaten by more that one participant of claremont fan court school year 11
arrr chom
by ashwellitimus January 05, 2004
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Noun. The superior word for particular fruit that many lesser philosophical individuals would refer to as a banana. Plural noun: Chom choms
Having a chom chom every now and then is healthy. Chom choms tend to be yellow or green. Make sure to unpeel a chom chom before you eat it.
by Millcore IronGear August 30, 2016
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I went to the market for some chom choms.
by Sakaruke August 30, 2016
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Chom Choms

The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.
Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.
by L-013 August 30, 2016
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