The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"
"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010
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by Lord Cohliani May 29, 2018
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