choke a donkey 

1. when you take a crap, and shit enough that it fills the bowl
2. a thick, massive turd the size of a footlong sub, that leaves you feeling like you got dry fucked by a frieght train

"I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey" Fat bastard
Austin powers II

choke a donkey by mr hankie June 17, 2006

Choke a donkey 

To eat a really large meal, of such huge proportions, that it could actually choke a donkey.
A style of eating first practiced by City Boy freeloaders who managed to score a job with a "free food" canteen.

A technique that has been adopted and refined by Hampshire Pikey's

The boyfriend had to play nice, and go for a nice meal with his girlfriend, he wasn't happy, he really wanted to sneak to the kebab shop and order a doner that would choke a donkey.

Choke a donkey by Mr B. Igcock August 24, 2012

Choke a donkey 

An over abundance of something. Having a gluttonous meal.

There is enough food on this plate to choke a donkey.

Choke a donkey by JPNadz75 March 12, 2017

choke a donky

When you wear a tight shirt so tight that you orgasm like unghhhhh more more unghhh

Bro I choke a donky so good yesterday that I don't need no man or no woman for pleasure

choke a donky by IkLongDong March 24, 2014