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Choke & Croak 

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.
"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)
Choke & Croak by St. Jerome December 18, 2008
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Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....
#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick
Chode Cloak by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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