Choke & Croak 

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

Choke & Croak by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

Chode Cloak

A Chode Cloak is when a mans stomach fat covers his penis and he cannot see it....

#1 My chode cloak is so big i haven't seen my dick in years!!!
#2 With the help of bills recent diet his chode cloak has increasingly reduced in size allowing him a full view of his magic stick

Chode Cloak by Jenny Tayla May 11, 2010