I have a chode
by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 20, 2017
by Follow the yellow brick chode! January 22, 2016
Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches
by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017
girl: rips pants down
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
guy: oh fuck i'm ready
girl: rips of boxers
Guy: yeah baby
girl: wait.. you said it was huge this is a chode
guy: yeah in width
by Fortniteporn.com December 10, 2019
by kooli December 09, 2002
A socially-impaired individual, particularly afraid of approaching and engaging in conversation with women he's attracted by; a wimp, wussy, lovable loser, chump, man lacking personality and social skills, very attached to the outcome of a pick-up attempt.
Donovan is such a chode, standing there with his drink, he should just go talk to those girls.
Don't be a chode, be a champ.
Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
Don't be a chode, be a champ.
Instead of trying to remember pick-up routines and failing like a chode, he should just go have fun.
by Thracius April 05, 2009