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Chocolato

When someone is receiving a blow job with melted chocolate covering your dick, making it tastier for the other person.
The same can be for a female reproductive organ.
"Do u want to recieve a chocolato "
"We are out of chocolate, but you can do it without the chocolate "
by Deus verborum January 21, 2023
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Chocolato de Portugal

1. The faeces of a portuguese man or woman with added sweetener. Normally thrown at Spanish or German tourists infiltrating central Lisbon, the heart of Portuguese Chocolate.
2. When two males are engaged in a sexual activity usually between father and son, resulting in the spreading of portuguese chocolate (not in the sense of toast).
3. Portuguese Chocolate is the resultant eating disorder that the son will receive after engaging in such an activity which results in him growing at an enormous and disgusting rate. By the time a 'choclatierra' reaches the age of 25 he is a large mass of skin and fat with all limbs minus the head consumed by his ever growing body or Mega-Rosario as doctors have described.
4. Mega-Rosario's have a distinct talent for mediterranean languages

The translation means Portuguese Chocolate
"Oh ya, I heard they sell Portuguese chocolate at Chiquitos"

"My dad gave me portuguese chocolate"

"I threw the Chocolato de Portugal at the spanish guy"

"Yeah, I gave my son portuguese chocolate and look at him now, I'm gonna enter him into competitions he's so f**king huge, 1.25 tonnes can you believe it"

"Chiquitos"

"I can't believe you left me in this class with all these C and D grade students, I'm so glad I have my Portuguese Chocolate though it makes me better than the rest, somehow, I feel, others may disagree, but I think being a blob is attractive and nice"

"when my sons born I can't wait to give him some Portuguese chocolate"
by Marcel Van Crumpton September 28, 2006
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Cannoli chocolato

The Italian term for poop dick, it is when a man sticks his dick up a girl’s anus and gets shit all over his penis.
Giovanni: Fuck man, last night I was hitting it from behind and my girl forgot to wipe, O ended up with a Cannoli chocolato.

Cletus: Bless your heart, you I-Talian, we only need 2 syllables for that here’s in Alabama. We call it poop dick rounds these parts.
by stonydaman May 3, 2021
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Icing the chocolate cake

Refers to the German practice of emptying ones' bowels followed immediately by, and prior to flushing, an ejaculation onto said excrement.
The friend was late to the party because he was at home 'icing the chocolate cake'.
by DuffRD September 29, 2010
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Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker

To deeply fist an ass hole
I had a good old Reach Around In The Chocolate Locker last night
by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019
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An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...
by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016
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Chocolate squall

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.
Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.
by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016
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