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Socks Vs Chocolate 

Two Homies From The Hood Laughing About Some Guy Who Sells Socks And A Guy Who Looks Like Chocolate. This Is For William And Christian
William : "SOCKS!"
Christian : "Chocolate!"
Random Guy : "What The Hell Is Socks Vs Chocolate?!"

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.
Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
Chocolate Sock by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

chocolate sock puppet

the act in partaking in anal sex with different socks as condoms, and afterwords turning off all the lights except for a lamp and putting on a puppet show for all your friends as a trophy.
next show starts in 20 minutes!!!

Whats it about?
its about a magical land ware Mr. chocolate sock puppet gets kidnapped and taken away from his family.