Chocolate milk

When you mix milk and chocolate sauce or powder (but we all prefer the hersheys sauce) and then you stir it up and its yummyier than regular milk

not long ago i made a nice glass of chocolate milk and took the pills for my sinus infection... no joke

by Turtlemonkeys January 19, 2004

Chocolate milk

When you use a woman's diarrhea as lube finish in her butt and then she poops the entire thing out

My girlfriend got a stomach bug, but that didn't stop us from making chocolate milk

by DarlingNiKY October 11, 2019

Chocolate milk

A fluid produced by female mammals (though primarily associated with the cow) and mixed with either a flavored powder or fluid to create a divine, chocolately drink. When stored in a sealed bottle, it is known to burst when said bottle is struck against a solid object.

Don't hit anyone with that bottle of chocolate milk, 'Nettie. It might stain and/or explode all over the preps.

by IxBexAxNinja September 08, 2008

Chocolate milk

What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.

(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)

“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”

by Pa-the-tic May 22, 2020

Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.

Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!

by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018

Chocolate milk

The most amazing drink ever like if you hate chocolate milk (；ಠ⌓ಠ)

Chocolate milk is the bes

by Lynn the potato August 09, 2019

Chocolate milk

It’s milk that comes from brown cows retard

I shot a cow in the head with chocolate milk

by Chocolate milk retard October 17, 2019