Girl: "I don't eat fried chicken, it makes me greasy and icky feeling and it's bad for my heart!!!"
Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."
Me: "Because of your overactive hormones you are naturally greasy as fuck. Fried chicken doesn't contribute to this, you just don't know how to eat food properly. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading to my grandmother's house for some home made fried chicken."
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007
I was sitting on my ass at the computer when the phone began to ring, and I decided I was to lazy and interested to get up and answer it. To make matters more annoying; the person called back twice, and hung up at the answering machine so that a dial tone echoed throughout my house for three seconds.
"Phone sitting is hilarious."
"Phone sitting is hilarious."
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007
A kick ass sauce from Thailand. Sun dried chilis, sugar, salt and vinegar. Sweet with kick. Goes good on everything.
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007
Reading the additions to "irish" and "ireland" on www.urbandictionary.com shows that the Irish clearly have an inferiority complex after centuries of systematic abuse and humiliation.
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007
A delicious microwavable cuisine. Usually white rice, chicken and sauce. 36,000 milligrams of sodium per serving, well over thirty times the recommended daily allowance. This can be avoided by simply using 1/6th of the sauce packet, or none at all.
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007
A mass produced piece of fifteen dollar Communist footwear. Popular among Chinese martial artists. Enjoyed a rise in popularity thanks to European teenagers. Was once priced around three-to-ten dollars.
by Ken Popov December 13, 2007