chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.

Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.

chocolate sombrero by SuperSancho007 December 9, 2013

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

chocolate sombrero by Doc October 26, 2003

Chocolate Sombrero

When a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero

After making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.

Chocolate Sombrero by TIT0 April 18, 2014

Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.

Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!

Chocolate Sombrero by shatteredframes December 1, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008