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chocolate sombrero

Standing over a girls head and leaving a hot steaming turd on the top of her head after she finished giving you oral sex while on her knees.
Your mom was on her knees giving a sick bj and once I nutted, I stood over her and left her the gift of a chocolate sombrero.
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chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador
chocolate sombrero by Doc October 26, 2003

Chocolate Sombrero

When a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero
After making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.
Chocolate Sombrero by TIT0 April 18, 2014

Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.
Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!
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