Chocolate Snake

When you take a dump that wraps around the toilet bowl.

I had to call the plumber for the third this week to discard one of Nat's chocolate snakes.

by Koknballz December 04, 2009

chocolate snake

Feces, especially a long, unbroken segment thereof.

"That's it boys, pull over at the next rest stop, it's time for me to drown the chocolate snake."

by dinobuddy December 22, 2006

drown the chocolate snake

Defecating, especially in reference to a long, unbroken segment of feces.

Oof, I have to drown the chocolate snake, boys. I'll be back in about ten minutes.

by dinobuddy December 22, 2006

Chocolate Snake Soup

The entire contents of a toilet that includes one or more chocolate snakes.

That meal was really filling. I'm going to go make some Chocolate Snake Soup.

by ardaz May 03, 2011

Chocolate tunnel snake

When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube

"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"

by Handy mat July 19, 2019