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Chocolate Rose

A process that forms during the start of anal sex.

In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.

It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.
Mike: "So did you have fun with your date last night?"
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."
by Aboriogoikas November 12, 2007
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Chocolate Rose

When a woman takes a shit that curls around before breaking off and it gently touches their pussy lips leaving a layer of shit on their beef curtains that looks like chocolate covered rose petals.
Betty: Why are you walking weird?

Candy: I just gave myself a chocolate rose.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
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chocolate rosebud

n: the asshole of a black man or woman that has recently been anally penetrated and therefore looks slightly swollen like a blooming rose or is still tightly closed like a rosebud
Ivan: "Yeah, I fisted Dominic for the first time last night."

Brian: "Oh really?"

Dominic: "Yeah, after we got done, my asshole was like a chocolate rosebud in spring!"
by BTheWordMaker May 16, 2008
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chocolate rosebudding

The act of anally penetrating the asshole of a black male and therefore causing slight swelling, giving the appearance of a blooming rose.
William was arrested on multiple counts of chocolate rosebudding. It was once said that no black mans ass was ever to be safe around him.
by oh, that guy... March 19, 2014
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Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.
I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.
by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020
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chocolatenose

Squating over a chicks face and spreading your ass cheeks with your hands. Gently lower your chocolate star over the tip of her nose....Then Enjoy!!
My girlfriend calls me Willy Wonka, because I love giving her chocolate noses!
by Mr C April 1, 2005
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