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chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.
I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!
by TZ October 7, 2005
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Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.
Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.
by muff man October 2, 2003
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release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.
Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.
by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006
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Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation
Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages
by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003
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negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.
"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."
by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
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chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.
Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage
by MJ January 1, 2005
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