chocolate hostage

A phrase used when u need to take a shit:
Other phrases: Touching cloth, Turtles head, Take the kids to the pool.

Man i really need to release a chocolate hostage

by MJ January 1, 2005

chocolate hostages

Poo thats just dying to get out.

I know we only have 10 minutes to get there, but I have to release these chocolate hostages!

by TZ October 7, 2005

chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

chocolate hostage

Another term for going to trap 2 and releasing ones bowel.

"Jesus christ, spencer has just been in trap two and negotiated the release of a chocolate hostage, it stinks"

by Gav P December 28, 2005

Chocolate Hostage

Another term for Poo

"...I'll just have to and release some Chocolate Hostages"

by Beefburglar June 11, 2004

chocolate hostage

Feces, Crap, Poo, Excrement

Time to go release the chocolate hostage.

by jimbo March 9, 2003

chocolate hostage

a turd which is being held captive for a later release

The chocolate hostages are getting restless. I better hurry to the can and release them.

by Rotormitch January 15, 2008