My good friend, I happened to have put my fair spouse into some un-easyness when I placed upon her my chocolate dunkers; I believe it may have been caused by the hot wings I had eaten previously before. Jolly good time.
Doe man doe, I gave my bitch some of 'dem chocolate dunkers after I got me some of dat KAY EFF CAYYYYY. Jolly good time.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"