Chocolate Doughnut 

When you go for a dump and don't wipe. Instead you get your bitch, grab and lift your balls with one hand while shoving her face deep in your arse with the other and proceed to gyrate on her vigerously leaving a chocolate coloured doughnut ring on her mouth. If your arse is bleeding a bit from that monster shit you did then it leaves a bit of blood behind aswell. That is considered a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry. You may also include dropping your balls on her nose while gyrating so that she can sniff your hard earned ball sweat while you paint her face. Bitches love that shit, they'll be begging for more!

Guy1: Dude, I totally got my bitch good this time... Guy2: Yeah? What happened?? Guy1: Oh bro, I gave her the best Chocolate Doughnut and the beauty was I had just done this monster turd and my arse was bleeding a bit leaving behind a nice red and brown shit stain on her face. Guy2: HAHA, Thats ace man!! You gave her a Chocolate Doughnut with Strawberry!!!

Chocolate Doughnut by Joori January 16, 2010

Chocolate doughnut 

Asshole/Butthole (best used to say -a real pain in my ass-, but when there is an audience who don't take to language)

"Did you do that assignment yet?"
"Yeah, was a real pain in my.." (looks at christian cousin) "-chocolate doughnut'"

Chocolate doughnut by RedShankyMan November 18, 2019

glazed chocolate doughnut 

after pulling a cleveland steamer on a girl cum all over the poop and it looks like a glazed chocolate doughnut

lidia: yesterday tom gave me a glazed chocolate doughnut it tasted so good

glazed chocolate doughnut by bl123 October 19, 2008

Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut 

The arsehole of a ridiculously ugly fat asian prostitute who hasn't seen toilet roll in a few weeks.

Bill: You're going down with herpes man you know that.

Ben: I don't give a fuck I got to stick it to her Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut. *high five*.

Cheesy Chocolate Doughnut by Facecake July 25, 2009

chocolate jam doughnut 

When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.

"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"

"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"

chocolate jam doughnut by Bazzels May 30, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020