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Chocolate cock 

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.
Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

Chocolate Cock Ring 

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

chocolate cock surprise 

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

Chocolate cock fuck 

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it
Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

california chocolate cock 

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

Chocolate Covered Cock 

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.
Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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