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Chocolate cock 

A 19th century slang term referring to Cigars.
-Fancy a chocolate cock?
-Only if it's a Don Melo
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Chocolate cock 

A fancy, 19th century, word for cigar.
Dave: You wanna try a chocolate cock?
Mike: Go on then.

Chocolate Cock Ring 

1. The tide mark left by anal sex
2. When the Czech delicacy Trdelnik in tube form is put to its intended use on a hot summers day, leaving a Nutella ridge at the base of your pork sword.
As I asked her to go down on me, I suddenly noticed my chocolate cock ring.

chocolate cock surprise 

When you have anal sex with a person or animal several times, wait a day without showering and get head the next day from an unsuspecting source
Girl one: OMG! my boyfriend gave me the chocolate cock surprise!

Girl two: OMG! Wut did u do?!

Girl one:I cut his dick off and fed it to the dog

Chocolate cock fuck 

When the female has shit hanging halfway from her ass. And fucks you in yours with it
Me and my girl had a chocolate cock fuck. It hurts to sit

california chocolate cock 

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

Chocolate Covered Cock 

"Chocolate Covered Cock" is when you dip a cock in shit and it gets covered in shit.
Hey Danica We Should Do Chocolate Covered Cock!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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