Chocolate Chomper

A person who chews chocolate rather than letting it dissolve in their mouth.

Luca is a Chocolate Chomper. Look at him chewing his chocolate.

by 2121PeachFuzz March 24, 2021

Chocolate log chomper

Term used to describe the opening where out meets in. In other words, your rectum.

"My chocolate log chomper is feeling mighty hungry this fine morning. Point me in the direction of your finest Mexican establishment. The chomper will feast at high noon!"

by Mark Zuck my berg November 28, 2025