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Chock Gobbler 

A person who thinks he's him and tries his hardest to be when in fact he's an embarrassment to the hoes and to guys. And when he tries to use his rizz he acts like an idiot.
"Look at michael that guys a fxcking Chock Gobbler he's trying so hard to get the hoes to like them and even bought a necklace for one and them aint it still aint work."
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The Cock Gobbler

The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
The Cock Gobbler by weezarc June 1, 2010

cock gobbler 

One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
Damn, she is such a cock gobbler. Frankly I can't picture her without a dick in her mouth.
cock gobbler by Elfonzo January 15, 2003

Cleveland cock gobbler 

One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling
She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was

north American cock gobbler

A girl in a bar wearing pink jumpsuit with something written on the ass with ugg boots. Her mating call is can I have more shots or yes I will join the wet t shirt contest. Also sporting a tramp stamp and a thong.
Look at that north American cock gobbler at the bar she is trashed I can probably take home and nail her.

Clock gobbler 

Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half
If you weren't such a clock gobbler, we wouldn't have won the game Nigel
Clock gobbler by Coasdfghj August 9, 2017

Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler 

The rarest bird in the world very similar to the bald eagle and is commonly found in between a females legs.
Last night she showed me her Pink Breasted Cock Gobbler.