There is no true definition for Keep Calm And Chive On, but this is the best I have. It Is a phrase used when life is hard and there is nothing you can do about it but take the next step. It is like a cheer from a football team that everyone loves!
My house burned down during the storms while I was at the hospital getting chemo treatment for my cancer, just have to keep calm and chive on.
by Bub2627 July 18, 2013
What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
by angeleux November 9, 2013
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't Give Me No Chive Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
by viva riolu May 7, 2011
by Amogusmaster33 May 13, 2022
Chives is the legendary butler from the SML universe. He hates his life and wants to die. After his debut in the SML video "SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!" He has gotten his own puppet, had a cult following, and is now appearing in the recent SML videos.
by SliccXD March 5, 2021
by Buddyupsystem October 14, 2021