the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.

tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot

michael guy chislett by notgivingmyrealnamedumbasses September 30, 2007

michael guy chislett

He's the lead guitarist of The Academy Is... and probably the most awesome Australian EVER.

He goes by Chislett and Chizzy.

TAIFan: Dude, look at Michael Guy Chislett play!

TAIFan2: He's been playing the guitar for like 17 years!

michael guy chislett by GODshiksa June 1, 2009

Jeremy chislett

A Jew

With no bellend and a big nose and a bowl cut

Man:omg ur a Jeremy chislett

You: really?

Jeremy chislett by Namesofjewishpeople August 22, 2014

Chicketti

Cutest person alive, who will do anything for anyone. she is not afraid of a challenge and she is very athletic(: she also is not a slut and probably hasnt even kissed anyone..

do you think she would kiss me...
nahhh probably not, she looks like a chicketti

Chicketti by kbaabe22 October 25, 2010

Chicketty Chocketts

A tasty pastry containing both Chicketty and chocketts. May or may not include up to 9 spices. Created by Sir Tim Macleod.

The chocketts are good but my God they are demanding of couch space!

Hey pass me one of dem Chicketty Chocketts!

Chicketty Chocketts by Chickettylover March 12, 2012

chinkette

A derogatory term used to describe asian women, particularily asian women who are Chinese.

"Chinkettes" is the plural word for Chinkette.

"You see that woman over there? Yeah, that's a REAL chinkette."

chinkette by anonymous October 15, 2025

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026