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Chirpage 

pronounced {chirp-ah-ge} (age as in mass(age))
the observation of blatant chirpsing
or watching two people obviously chirpse
(1)
Abe:"Jonas keeps asking Chloe out on a date"
Caroline:"Chirpage!"

(2)
Frank and Melissa were in the toilet for 10 minutes with the door locked. Frank comes out with a wet face. Chirpage!
Chirpage by fltk October 25, 2014
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1) And Indian name which figuratively means "lamp"
Some one who brings happiness or wisdom.

2) Someone who fits this profile

Appears to be 'nice guy'
Helps people out
Attracts girls
Appears to be smart and charming.
Has AWESOME hair.

Is actually a massive ball of rage waiting to explode and devour the universe.

A wolf in sheep's clothing.
Could be Batman.
Guy 1: haha I just got that guy to do my homework for me AGAIN

Guy 2: be careful man, he's a chiraag

Guy 1: Oh crap, better stop acting like a jerk around him.

Girls: CHIRAAG IS SO ADORABLE!
the pimp masta, pimp skillete
"Damn he is chiraag!"
Chiraag by relaxedcrazyman November 27, 2003
To waste time and not study while being tutored, instead distracting others who are being tutored at the same time.
Dude, stop chiraag-ing me! You're just like that guy...what's his name? The one who use to go to Acclaim Education...
Chiraag by R2J2 November 9, 2004
An Ass.
Hi, this is my friend and that's his chiraag.

Be careful, you might not want to come off as a kiss chiraag.
chiraag by The sister in law April 17, 2010
Chiraag is a fat roll of cannabis
"fuck it roll a chiraag for me,I'll fuck her after smoking a chiraag"
Chiraag by vibecarti November 28, 2025
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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