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Chipped Beef 

Chipped Beef is recognized by the hanging loose of an anus. This is common in gay men who participate in a lot of gay sex. Similar to chipped ham.
Matt has some serious chipped beef, he should lay off the gay sex.
Chipped Beef by J_FLIZZLE December 14, 2008

chipped beef 

the choppy skin that some vaginas have, that hangs down from the lips
I broke up with Joan cause she had so much chipped beef i could feed the neighborhood

Chipped beef 

My ex husband was working with some seriously chipped beef, man....
Chipped beef by Katest July 26, 2016

Chipped Beef 

A painful blow job given by a person with jagged, crooked and chipped teeth
Her teeth were so bad she gave me chipped beef from oral.

chipped beef on toast 

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.
I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

chipped beef with mayo 

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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