A place where you could watch your goat run away for a decade, and where you can buy 100 acres of land with a half eaten bag of Swedish fish and a pack of cinnamon gum. In this town you are an outcast if you don’t have at least 4 goats and a cow (or your grandma). There are enough trees to match fort Nox, you half expect an Indian to come out of the trees to decapitate your pig.
by AZknowitpaul October 5, 2017
Get the Chino Valleymug. The gayest place on Earth. Full of fuckboys and whores. And if your not one of them your either a cowboy or a drugie which is worse. You go nowhere here.
by Toocute10 September 7, 2016
Get the chino valleymug.