The gayest place on Earth. Full of fuckboys and whores. And if your not one of them your either a cowboy or a drugie which is worse. You go nowhere here.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

A place where you could watch your goat run away for a decade, and where you can buy 100 acres of land with a half eaten bag of Swedish fish and a pack of cinnamon gum. In this town you are an outcast if you don’t have at least 4 goats and a cow (or your grandma). There are enough trees to match fort Nox, you half expect an Indian to come out of the trees to decapitate your pig.