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A generic term for a cheap brand, usually offered as an alternative to a more expensive named brand.
Shit. Fobbed of with a Ching Me laptop! That's the last time I trust Aviva.
Ching Me by Clyde Framise May 2, 2011
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Ching ming ling let me get that dilk 

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

Ching Chang Meow

The phrase used to describe a Turbocharger made in China and sold on Ebay for dirt cheap. They are also very good quality.
Friend 1:Dude, did you see that kids turbo!? It was like nothing I've ever seen!

Friend2: Yeah dude, I bet you it was one of those sweet Ching Chang Meow's!
Ching Chang Meow by 03EvoVIII April 22, 2010

me old china 

Cockney rhyming slang when refering to a mate, as in plate, china plate, mate... get it?

Used more back in the day by East London gangsters (and Del Boy in sitcom Only Fools and Horses).
East London Gangster: "How ya doin' me old china?"

East London Idiot: "Hey?"
me old china by Jack-up man! September 6, 2005

give me some chong chong 

Usually means give me some cooch in chinese slang Or Can Usually be confused as pink sushi
in america pink sushi means vagina

Me old china 

"My (old) friend"
Your mate, you brother, your closest friend.
Country of origin: Wales (cockney)
China plate, plate rhymes with mate
Rob: 'ello petal, did you meet me old china at the pub earlier?
Liz: oh Wilfred? I thought you WEREN'T friends...
Me old china by lbdub February 9, 2022

This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin- 

When This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
MOM PLEASE HELP ME This school food be disgustin disgustin not bussin bussin on god no kizzy pls help me i'm being held hostage in chin-
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