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Chinese Resolution

When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.
Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"
by NoelReck February 6, 2009
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Chinese Industrial Revolution

Similar to the Industrial Revolution except only two 16 oz. Steel Reserve malt liquors are consumed by an individual in one night instead of the normal six pack.
Mike attempted an Industrial Revolution last night but was only able to complete a Chinese Industrial Revolution before passing out.
by CMA234567 December 18, 2009
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