chinese eyes 

Although racially offensive, it is an apt description of a facial affliction characterized by squinty eyes and caused by smoking, eating, or otherwise ingesting a lot of ganga in a short period of time.

Just leave him on the couch in front of the TV. There's no way he can make a White Castle run with us. Look at him...he's got chinese eyes.

chinese eyes by rockstar1 May 19, 2009

chinese eyes 

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open

damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open

chinese eyes by T ROCK January 4, 2005

chinese eyes 

cannot see the bigger picture; short sighted

"Man, coach jerkhead sure is pushing us hard today," said Percy. "Yeah, we're going to be too exhausted for the game! He's got chinese eyes," replied Blondie.

chinese eyes by demoncan December 20, 2024

eye's like a chinese 

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high

sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia

eye's like a chinese by robdog073191 May 4, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019