Chinese Cupcake

When both testicles are placed in a persons mouth

You know they're a keeper when they give you a Chinese Cupcake

by Crack-a-Box April 05, 2015

chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006