chinese cough 

An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!

teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*

Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!

chinese cough by Feanabendera December 5, 2007

Chinese Cough Syrup 

copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat

"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"

Chinese Cough Syrup by partypete March 5, 2012