chimp rip

V. to tear the male's genital region with bare hands as occured March 3rd, 2005 (see Saint James Davis). This is the manliest action currently known to exist next to cutting your own arm off. (see Aron Ralston)

After being chimp ripped, the man lost all of his will to live.

by Kurtzy May 2, 2005

Chimp Ripping It

The act of whacking your shit so hard, you run the risk of ripping your genitals clean off.

I was in the emergency room last night cause I was chimp ripping it. I literally chimp ripped my penis straight off my body.

by Chimp Ripper 9000 January 11, 2026