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Chillidom 

A just-in-time condom structural integrity warning system. An extra level of safety for those risky sexual encounters with questionable partner(s).

Layer One: Install Condom 1
Layer Two: Apply generous coating of hot chilli sauce to condom 1*
Layer Three: Install Condom 2

How it works: Should one of the condoms fail, one of the participants is guaranteed to know about it and promptly let the other participant(s) know.

(*Sweet chilli sauce found to be unsuitable for this application)
Hey mate, you hear about Dave? He met a girl at the club last night and said she was well up for it but looked like she had seen more helmets than Hitler, so he packed his chillidom. It probably saved his life because one snapped; fortunately for him, on her side of the chilli border.
Chillidom by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Chilliam 

Chilliam is a fine golden boy of the family. He has always been protected but will get attacked by those jealous of him. He has been eaten many times but as the survivor he is, he's lived to be two months old (as of November 2018). He was born on July 15, 2018. His father is William Solace, who gave birth to Chilliam after eating too many chips.
Chilliam is the cutest baby!
Chilliam by unicornthenobody October 7, 2018

Chillionaire 

A Chillionaire is a person who is able to chill at all times. Chillionaire is not a monetary term. A Chillionaire is able to enjoy their hobby, job and family without worrying about there financial situation.
That dude is a Chillionaire, he rides pow pow all day.

Is he a millionaire? No man, he's a Chillionaire.
Chillionaire by Chillionaires December 29, 2009

Chillicothe Cannon Ball 

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly
I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball
when girls shove ice cubes up their hoo hahs
yo pass me that chilldo
chilldo by flopspotsux April 12, 2020

mexican chilidog 

When penetrating the bum of a female using taco bell hot sauce as lubrication.
Brad gave Jennie a big mexican chilidog after finishing his crunch wrap supreme. It was good to go.
mexican chilidog by peterbee October 1, 2006

Chillion 

Number given by Fry in Futurama, after he was dealing for an anchovy can against Mom.
Fry: A Chillion Dollars... OOOOHHHHH!... Sr, that number does not exist.
Chillion by juanibagattin April 27, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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