Chillidom

A just-in-time condom structural integrity warning system. An extra level of safety for those risky sexual encounters with questionable partner(s).

Layer One: Install Condom 1
Layer Two: Apply generous coating of hot chilli sauce to condom 1*
Layer Three: Install Condom 2

How it works: Should one of the condoms fail, one of the participants is guaranteed to know about it and promptly let the other participant(s) know.

(*Sweet chilli sauce found to be unsuitable for this application)

Hey mate, you hear about Dave? He met a girl at the club last night and said she was well up for it but looked like she had seen more helmets than Hitler, so he packed his chillidom. It probably saved his life because one snapped; fortunately for him, on her side of the chilli border.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Chilliam

Chilliam is a fine golden boy of the family. He has always been protected but will get attacked by those jealous of him. He has been eaten many times but as the survivor he is, he's lived to be two months old (as of November 2018). He was born on July 15, 2018. His father is William Solace, who gave birth to Chilliam after eating too many chips.

Chilliam is the cutest baby!

by unicornthenobody October 7, 2018

Chillionaire

A Chillionaire is a person who is able to chill at all times. Chillionaire is not a monetary term. A Chillionaire is able to enjoy their hobby, job and family without worrying about there financial situation.

That dude is a Chillionaire, he rides pow pow all day.

Is he a millionaire? No man, he's a Chillionaire.

by Chillionaires December 29, 2009

Chillicothe Cannon Ball

When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly

I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball

by EDKirk April 4, 2012

chilldo

when girls shove ice cubes up their hoo hahs

yo pass me that chilldo

by flopspotsux April 12, 2020

mexican chilidog

When penetrating the bum of a female using taco bell hot sauce as lubrication.

Brad gave Jennie a big mexican chilidog after finishing his crunch wrap supreme. It was good to go.

by peterbee October 1, 2006

Chillion

Number given by Fry in Futurama, after he was dealing for an anchovy can against Mom.

Fry: A Chillion Dollars... OOOOHHHHH!... Sr, that number does not exist.

by juanibagattin April 27, 2012