A "Chili Dog" is when a man defecates on a woman's chest and then proceeds to "titty fuck" said woman.
by Smavs August 22, 2009
latin: Mammae defaecatus conpressionis
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
To perform what's often described as "titty fucking on steroids," the man first defecates on his lover's chest. He then uses slippery poo as a lubricant to vigorously slide his member back and forth between her breasts, which serves as the "buns" to the "hotdog" and "poochili." A considerate partner allows his lover to lick off the "mayonnaise."
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
Seeing my husband's penis slide through his own poop on my chest was such a turn-on. I mean, here was a man who loved me enough to poop on me, fuck me in the poop and then cum on my face. Chili dog just makes you feel special.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010
A sexual position: First you take a shit on the girl's breasts... Then you proceed to titty fuck her.
by Daneroo October 14, 2007
A sex act wherein a man shits on a woman's tits and then tit fucks her. It was invented by former Stanton California police off icer Anthony Sperl in the Skid Row section of Los Angeles in the late 1980's and is very popular with the homeless population
by Patrick Andrew Mason January 22, 2008
Chili dog is when you deficate on a woman's chest then stick your penis between her breasts and proceed to fuck her.
by Ant Laws November 18, 2006
While enjoying a vicious Bratwurst (look up if curious), one has the unfortunate experience of having dip spit land on his dick.
The first time Kevin experienced a Chili Dog, he was sure to quickly alert Matt. Matt was so disturbed he didn't dip or shit for a week.
by LYCOPROV December 27, 2008
by Dr. K. Faber September 21, 2010