chili cookoff 

When all the bathroom stalls are full, and you have to shit so bad you have to go between another dudes open legs.

"I had to go so bad, and Fred was in the port-a-potty. Luckily he finished quickly, otherwise we would have held a chili cookoff!"

chili cookoff by BDReeser January 15, 2009

chili cookoff 

At least three men defecate on a woman's chest. She tastes and rates them, has sex with the first place winner, blows the runner-up, and the last man must eat the remaining shit from the woman's chest while she performs the tasks on the other two men.

Aw, man, I got last place in Susie's chili cookoff last weekend. The other guys really gave it their best.

chili cookoff by Arnoldez January 11, 2009

chili cook off 

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.

Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.

chili cook off by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009

Chili Cook-Off 

The greatest thing you will ever do with your otherwise uninteresting life. Take note, TCP Students.

Dumb TCP Student: I ain't in the mood for chili today.
Smart TCP Student: who in their right mind would not go to the chili cook-off

Chili Cook-Off by chili_cook_off_fan123 November 6, 2017

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020