God: Thou shalt button up thine fly or I shall become wroth with thee!
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
<KAZAMM>
Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
Guy: Uhhh, nay(?)
<KAZAMM>
Child: Wah, scream, crap, cash drain etc...
Guy: Oh crud
God: I told thee...
Chick: Wheres my 75% share of your salary?
Guy: Oh crud
God: DONT say I didnt tell thee...
by Clem February 21, 2005
The majority of Urban Dictionary contributors.
I'm going to be annoying just because I can and post useless crap on Urban Dictionary because I haven't grown a pair yet and I think being immature is the funniest crap in the world.
Finish your homework first. Children these days.
Finish your homework first. Children these days.
by glass cup January 05, 2011
They are the root of all evil. They take your money, your time, and your pride. Children will never stop being children and will be forever parasites and won't ever fucking move out of your basement. So unless you want to lose the rest of your life to an ungrateful degenerate, you should wear a fucking condom like I fucking said, Karen!
via giphy
by TrumpisDad December 02, 2016
The worst of all STDs, any man and woman can cause this, whether or not one is already suffering. They never leave you until death.
by Ezlo July 27, 2008
Mar 2 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose