A word which here means "A life full of peace, freedom, warm hugs, spending your summers outside, and not having to worry about 'is this on my diet?' "

In ones opinion, it can be either a lovely gift sent down from the heavens, or it can be a curse that leeches off ones self. "Child" is also a term for a human from the age of 1-18 With the stages of: Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen, and Adult. a Child is Created when a man and a woman have sexual intercourse and the mans sperm reaches the womans ovary. Thereon, it takes an average of 9 months for the Child to be born. Then, it goes through the stages mentioned above, Newborn, Toddler, Child, Teen and Adult.
in the teen years the "Child" Experiences Puberty, which takes about 1-3 years from the devolopment of teen to Adult. The age Scales for these are: Newborn: 1 month-1 Year Child Toddler: 2-4 yhears old. Child: 5-12 years old. Teen: 13-17 Adult: 18+

tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly

The most delicious food known to man. You can eat it raw or cook it anyway you want. But don’t worry! It’s not considered cannibalism if The child is under age 11. Don’t worry they are easy to find! Yummy yummy. They go down your tummy. And the may give you slight cramps. But it’s fine! Everything is fineeee.

(This is a complete joke oopsie)

(Subway)Jared's favorite pass time. ;)

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