The act of masturbating.
(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"
by MassBoss July 30, 2013
Get the Chicken in your handmug.