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Chicken joe 

A character of surfs up and is often used to compare a individual to a stoner.
“Oi mate your legit chicken joe”
Chicken joe by Anita sentius February 26, 2020

chicken joe 

Chicken Joe is the main side character for comedic relief. Chicken Joe is first introduced on the back of a whale hitting a bong with Cody Maverick (his new best friend). Unfortunately Chicken Joe has a crippling addiction to marijuana and goes on a walk through the jungle high off his nuggets on rope and nearly gets cooked alive by natives.

He is accepted into a surfing companion because Mikey Abromowitz lost a bet then proceeds to win while high out of his mind and doesn’t even notice.

Chicken Joe knows professional wrestlers such as John Cena and The Undertaker on a personal basis.
Let’s go get high with Chicken Joe.

Chicken Joe is the best surfer.
chicken joe by Slappy Frappy April 24, 2020

Chicken John 

When a male prostitute gets 'stiffed' due to his John not being able to get an erection.
"There goes ANOTHER chicken john again, last night i sucked his dick, and he couldn't get it up. Then the cheap motherfucker didn't want to pay me!"
Chicken John by Cable Car Rider September 11, 2011

Chicken Joe's 

a fast food restaurant. That sells fried chicken, iced coffee (with 5 pounds of sugar), burgers, fries, wings, wraps, etc. Located in New Rochelle, NY, Greenwich, CT, New Cannan, CT, and Cos Cob, CT. Known for the Baby Special and the High School Special
Chicken Joe's by BK Killa November 3, 2010

Chicken Joe 

A person who’s fried like that chill ass Chicken Joe
Oh shit bro I got the munchies I was just Chicken Joe
Chicken Joe by OliverKlozoff13 December 3, 2019

Chicken jousting 

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.
"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"
Chicken jousting by 11f33red January 5, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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