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Chicken Brick 

A flat track roller derby starting position characterized by all blockers lining up directly in front of the jammer line.

Often accompanied by a complete refusal by the pack to actually move forward when the pack whistle is blown.
Did you watch any of the regional tournaments this year? Ugh... just chicken brick after chicken brick. When are they going to go back to actually playing roller derby?
Chicken Brick by PurpleNinjaGirl October 1, 2011
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Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)
1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

Chicken Brickin' 

You'll need a live chicken and two bricks. First, fuck the chicken, then, while still mounted, take the two bricks and smash the chicken's head between them. The dying/dead chicken will thrash about for 30 seconds (or more if you're lucky) giving you a one-of-a-kind climax. Rinse chicken well. Make soup.
Screw the sheep... Let's go chicken brickin'!

Chicken Brickin 

The act of having sex with a chicken, then once your about to finish the job you squash the chickens head with two bricks, to send the chicken into convulsions for an exciting finish.
Blake, your disgusting, I cant believe I caught you chicken brickin again.
Chicken Brickin by ry-dogg May 26, 2008

Chicken Bricken

The act of a male having sex with an alive chicken and just before ejaculation smashing the chickens head between two bricks. Causing the chicken to go tense.
I got the chicken stuck on me after a good chicken bricken session
The chicken we ate has a salty taste left over from chicken bricken

Chicken Bicken 

A male and a female having sex.
Did you guys chicken bicken last night?
Chicken Bicken by jordi40hands August 28, 2006

Chicken bricking 

The art of shoving you cock inside a chicken then grabbing a brick in each hand and crushing the chickens head. The chicken will go into intense convulsions and give you a amazing orgasm.
Ol John boy was caught by uncle Jimmy bad touch chicken bricking out in the chicken coop
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