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Chicago Winter 

1.) The polar opposite of Hell. During the months of Mid-December to Mid-May, it is a cozy -3*F everyday. It's a high of 20 and a low of Antarctica with a chance of rain that'll surely have you sliding in the icy abyss of Lake Michigan. Honestly, this should be a tax deductible for the residents they choice to stay more than five damn hours here. When night time starts at 4 pm and morning ends at 11 pm.

2.) The worst time to be getting lost downtown
3.) The passive death penalty
4.) The reason why no one wants to live in Chicago past October.
5.) The reason tourism halts to an icy stop
Texas Guy: GODDAMN IT's COLD!
Chicago Guy: But it's like 60 degrees.
Texas Guy: Oh like YOU felt worse. What's the temperature up there?
Chicago Guy: It actually got up to a high of 6 today! My mom was telling me how nice it was since yesterday, she said she was able to pry her car door open from the ice encasing it.
Texas: .....Chicago Winter....
Chicago Winter by okami1113 December 21, 2010
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Chicago Winter 

When a girl chews up a bunch of ice cubes and blows the cold air onto your balls, causing them to shrivel up if cold enough. Usually an act of malice
"holy shit dude, don't let your girl give you the Chicago winter"
Chicago Winter by BlueSh1ft December 21, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008