When a manager decides to add pointless jobs to the end of a shift with the intention of maximising time spent at work and minimising time spent at home with his wife.

Employee: “We’re done, time to go home”

Manager: “Wait a second, there’s some prep work to do for an event in 15 years”

Employee: “He’s bloody chilvering again!”

Chilvering by MasterCater69 February 14, 2021

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chavering

A large gathering of chavs in one particular place. They tend to smoke or take drugs when in a chavering. As in all types of nature, they believe that it is safety in numbers.

I went to get some fish and chips, but i couldn't get to the door because of the chavering.

chavering by kirstieissocool December 6, 2006

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chittering

A combination of chattering and shivering; typically performed in the cold.

It’s so cold out here, I’m chittering!

chittering by Boioioioioioioi December 24, 2019

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Global Chavering

Large dance music festival in Marston Airfield in Stratford Upon Avon, which has far too many police and sniffer dogs and around 50,000 chavs, happens once a year around the end of July.

me "did you go to Global Chavering this year?"
chav "yeah it pissed down all weekend and i got nicked for all my mandy and biftas it was seriously heavy bloooood"

Global Chavering by Gfloss August 17, 2007

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Cheatering

When someone blocks the white ball from going in the hole in pool

Why you cheatering for

Cheatering by Nathan greenwood September 12, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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