Chia Chocha
Noun
1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.
Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.
Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.
"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."
Chia Chocha by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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