Chew You

when you talk about a quality or anything of somebody in a ranting style

Person1: Check out my new shoes.

Person2: I'm bout to chew you. Walking around here with some fake chucks. Ain't no chuck taylors those are champ tylers.............

by Awesomelyawesomeswaggerfilled November 27, 2012

chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

you chew bricks

If your arguing with someone and they say you chew bricks it mean your a dickhead

Mate: you chew bricks

You: fuck off ur mum chews bricks

by Yxngbirdy July 16, 2022

I CHEW, YOU SWALLOW

A Guyanese phrase used as a joke to taunt someone when they want food you have

Friend: Yo can I get a cookie?
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean

by kid_geniusx October 17, 2019

What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks?

Best hockey chirp known to man. Only use if you want to mentally and physically destroy your opponent.

Meaning; that the player is really bad because the only thing his team got in a trade is a tin of chewing tobacco and not a full bag but a half bag of pucks. Maybe some orange slices if he is lucky.

Hey 19! Led the Q in pims as an over ager buddy, wheeled my buddies billet sister! You suck 19! What’d they get in a trade for you, a tin of chew and a half bag of pucks? Maybe some orange slices?

“Suck my knob!”

by jebbadardamus December 3, 2020

Chew your ear off

When someone talks so much that they wear away your ears from over use.

Cardful he talks alot... He'll chew your ear off if you let him.

by ChienChaud October 12, 2009