Person1: Check out my new shoes.
Person2: I'm bout to chew you. Walking around here with some fake chucks. Ain't no chuck taylors those are champ tylers.............
Person2: I'm bout to chew you. Walking around here with some fake chucks. Ain't no chuck taylors those are champ tylers.............
by Awesomelyawesomeswaggerfilled November 27, 2012

Friend: Yo can I get a cookie?
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean
by kid_geniusx October 17, 2019

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

A Greeting originating from the Kirk Hallam region of Derbyshire England. It is often used in place of hello and what's up.
by DATSLANGMAN April 23, 2016

by Yxngbirdy July 16, 2022

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
by GlazeHer July 20, 2017
