Chestig

Cheating on your partner in a dream

'bro, I chestig last night and now my girl is super pissed but I couldn't help it'

by Bazza1038 September 8, 2019

Chestica

A girl named Jessica with giant boobs...

Chestica and Elizabreast both have amazing racks.

by alittleconfused1 January 22, 2009

Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.

Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011

Chastigasm

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".

Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.

by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010

Chesticles

Noun: Female breasts. Derived from the male word "testicles'".

1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.

2) My your chesticles look lovely today.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

Chesticles

Boobis.

Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest

by uvogin March 23, 2023

Chestgina

Noun
1. The opposite of chesticles
2. A vagina on one's chest

1. Taylor C. unfortunately had his chesticles burnt off in a firework accident. All that remained, was a gaping chestgina which now makes him cry like a little bitch in almost every situation.

by Prof. Cole Holcomb March 28, 2009