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Chestica
Chestica by alittleconfused1 January 22, 2009
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Chestig • CHESTIGO • Chesticles • chesticals • chesting • chesticuffs • chestie • Chestinize • Chastigasm • Chestgina
Chestist
(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.
A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
Hey Team -
I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.
Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.
Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
Chestist by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011
Chastigasm
The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".
Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.
Chastigasm by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010
Chesticles
1) While playing softball, the woman playing third took a line drive right in the chesticles.
2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
2) My your chesticles look lovely today.
Chesticles by Tyson M. April 28, 2005
Chesticles
Person 1: you suck balls
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
Person 2: no I suck chesticles
Person 1: what are chesticles?
Person 2: balls on your chest
Chesticles by uvogin March 23, 2023
Chestgina
1. Taylor C. unfortunately had his chesticles burnt off in a firework accident. All that remained, was a gaping chestgina which now makes him cry like a little bitch in almost every situation.
Chestgina by Prof. Cole Holcomb March 28, 2009
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