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Cherry Topping 

When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.
Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep

Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!
Cherry Topping by Col. Custard November 5, 2009

Cherry Topping 

When a man is done boning his partner and is about to jizz, he Sticks her in the mouth so that her mouth is all bloody and sucks the man off.
I heard this one dude Mike Holmes that he gave his GF a Cherry topping. and she had to get stitches in her mouth, But he said it felt good.

cherry tipping 

When you purposely fuck a bitch on her period
Person 1: Bro, how was it last night with Makayla?
Person 2: It was a mess.
Person 1: Cherry Tipping?
Person 2: Yup!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026