cheesegirling 

The act of fangirling, but for cheese, and how it is made and the subject itself.

Me: *sends a video on how Mozzarella is made*
Ender: *fangirls*
Me: Are you cheesegirling over cheese?

cheesegirling by Minzarella March 24, 2019

Cheesewiring 

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by WHB October 28, 2006

Cheesewiring 

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008