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cheesemeister 

Someone whose behavior is consistantly hokey, a lame-o.
David Hasselhoff is a real cheesemeister.
cheesemeister by Anya Anamhbme January 3, 2005

cheesemelt 

Slang term for the the town of Sechelt, BC in Canada.
I'll be in the Cheesemelt for the weekend, call me.
cheesemelt by rcy April 22, 2011

cheesemeister 

Gay slang for a man attracted to uncircumsised partners, particualarly those with a heavy smegma buildup beneath their foreskin.
A:"How come Robbie has such strong breath?"
B:"Oh sweetie, he's a cheesemeister from way back!"
cheesemeister by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005

cheesemeister 

Someone who meists upon cheese (yes, I'm aware that is about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a man with one ear, but it is correct, k?)


Also a set of wrestling moves in the WWF Warzone game that appears first in the create a charactor move list section.
Cheese_meister@hotmail.com gave out sonic reality's gametalk moderator pass without giving it to the spammers.
cheesemeister by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

cheesemellow

Similar to the marshmellow in texture, softness, and shape, but made of cheese. Capable of being lightly toasted over a fire to an optimal level of soft, molten crispiness.
Damn, dude, i think you burnt the cheesemellows, go and pick up some more and don't forget the graham crackers this time.
cheesemellow by Tesseract60 September 16, 2018

Wisconsin CheeseMelt 

Act of pouring cooled cheese into a girls asshole. You then light her asshole up with your cock and she farts the cheese out onto your face.