Cheese Danish

filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.

She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish

by Sherf Turlet December 26, 2005

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

by Nimrod’s Curator July 28, 2022

Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

Cream Cheese Danish

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.

Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.

by SantiClaus January 15, 2017

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 June 02, 2011

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 17, 2023