Cheese Danish

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filling someone's ear with spooge, creating a delicious, swirled, creamy treat.

She was laying on her side when I blew my load, so I aimed for her ear and served up a cheese danish

Cheese Danish by Sherf Turlet December 28, 2005

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Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

Cheese Danish by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

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Cheese Danish

A geriatric creampie.

I was changing her diaper and noticed grandpa gave granny a cheese danish last night.

Cheese Danish by Nimrod’s Curator July 27, 2022

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Cheese danish backwash

The discharge you get in your mouth after eating a girl out that has a yeast infection.

“I knew that girl was dirty, I ended up with some cheese danish backwash afterwards”

Cheese danish backwash by Deadlvn23 April 23, 2022

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Cream Cheese Danish

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.

Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.

Cream Cheese Danish by SantiClaus January 15, 2017

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French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

French Cheese Danish by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

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cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

cream cheese danishes by Saevi June 16, 2023

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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