CheeksGettingBall-Smacked
To get absolutely fucked over — usually financially, professionally, or in a deal — with zero mercy, no preparation, and maximum discomfort. The "no lube" variation emphasizes that it’s especially rough and unexpected.
Origin:
Coined by Duke (Diesel Duke Jr. / Still Broadcasting Co.) while describing desperate customers who want emergency work done on old boats/RVs with no budget, no inspection, and unrealistic timelines. Popularized in mechanic and service industry circles.
Origin:
Coined by Duke (Diesel Duke Jr. / Still Broadcasting Co.) while describing desperate customers who want emergency work done on old boats/RVs with no budget, no inspection, and unrealistic timelines. Popularized in mechanic and service industry circles.
"Bro told me he needed the entire 1986 boat rigged up this week… cheeksgettingball-smacked with no lube if I touch that job."
"Never tell a real mechanic you need it done by Friday when it’s already Saturday. You finna catch them cheeks ball-smacked."
"I tried to cheap out on the RV repair… ended up with my cheeks getting ball-smacked for $3,200."
"Never tell a real mechanic you need it done by Friday when it’s already Saturday. You finna catch them cheeks ball-smacked."
"I tried to cheap out on the RV repair… ended up with my cheeks getting ball-smacked for $3,200."
CheeksGettingBall-Smacked by Still Broadcasting Co May 17, 2026
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